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King Everden has resigned due to the constant Grimm protests outside his palace. They seemed to be almost on the brink of battle. A unsuspecting Grimm citizen was secretly interviewed, he said. "Oi thenk Everden 'as been playin' two much with 'is dogs. That be why I'm protestin' Everden pays more 'tention to 'is little doggies than his people."
Although the Grimm was very good at pronouncing words, he was wrong on one thing. Everden, at least used to pay more attention to his cats rather than his dogs. Very crucial difference. This may be why the protesters have now robbed the countries largest pound, a pound meant for cats, for once Everden became king, dogs were outlawed and any Grimm, Buffle, Tinderflyer, or Flender, caught saying "dogs" was supposed to be imprisoned for life, but once the City Guards disobeyed and threatened to impeach Everden, he did not follow through with the law.
Maybe Everden's hate for dogs is why a Australian Cattle Dog is leading the protesting party, dogs throughout the world are sending Dmails (dog mails) randomly to any person they know. Black mail was also sent around for a few weeks, though now the black mail was stopped once an especially threatening Dmail was sent to a cat, the dog was caught, his letter read. "Cat, I personally will steal all your cat food for a month! And if you dare come out of your house I'll string you up by your paws! I think it is justly done, oh, and I will eat your cat food in front of you while your tide up! HAHAHAHAH!"
There is nothing more insulting to a cat of noble birth than have his (or her) food actually eaten by a dog. There may be a war between the cats and dogs soon. Thus I leave you here, I'm sure on pins and needles, because a group of cats just sabotaged your house if you are a dog lover.
Marshall Jhon Mebbl, hoping dearly I didn't misspell Jhon again.
King Everden has resigned due to the constant Grimm protests outside his palace. They seemed to be almost on the brink of battle. A unsuspecting Grimm citizen was secretly interviewed, he said. "Oi thenk Everden 'as been playin' two much with 'is dogs. That be why I'm protestin' Everden pays more 'tention to 'is little doggies than his people."
Although the Grimm was very good at pronouncing words, he was wrong on one thing. Everden, at least used to pay more attention to his cats rather than his dogs. Very crucial difference. This may be why the protesters have now robbed the countries largest pound, a pound meant for cats, for once Everden became king, dogs were outlawed and any Grimm, Buffle, Tinderflyer, or Flender, caught saying "dogs" was supposed to be imprisoned for life, but once the City Guards disobeyed and threatened to impeach Everden, he did not follow through with the law.
Maybe Everden's hate for dogs is why a Australian Cattle Dog is leading the protesting party, dogs throughout the world are sending Dmails (dog mails) randomly to any person they know. Black mail was also sent around for a few weeks, though now the black mail was stopped once an especially threatening Dmail was sent to a cat, the dog was caught, his letter read. "Cat, I personally will steal all your cat food for a month! And if you dare come out of your house I'll string you up by your paws! I think it is justly done, oh, and I will eat your cat food in front of you while your tide up! HAHAHAHAH!"
There is nothing more insulting to a cat of noble birth than have his (or her) food actually eaten by a dog. There may be a war between the cats and dogs soon. Thus I leave you here, I'm sure on pins and needles, because a group of cats just sabotaged your house if you are a dog lover.
Marshall Jhon Mebbl, hoping dearly I didn't misspell Jhon again.
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