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King Everden has resigned due to the constant Grimm protests outside his palace.  They seemed to be almost on the brink of battle.  A unsuspecting Grimm citizen was secretly interviewed, he said.  "Oi thenk Everden 'as been playin' two much with 'is dogs.  That be why I'm protestin' Everden pays more 'tention to 'is little doggies than his people."
       Although the Grimm was very good at pronouncing words, he was wrong on one thing.  Everden, at least used to pay more attention to his cats rather than his dogs.  Very crucial difference.  This may be why the protesters have now robbed the countries largest pound, a pound meant for cats, for once Everden became king, dogs were outlawed and any Grimm, Buffle, Tinderflyer, or Flender, caught saying "dogs" was supposed to be imprisoned for life, but once the City Guards disobeyed and threatened to impeach Everden, he did not follow through with the law.
       Maybe Everden's hate for dogs is why a Australian Cattle Dog is leading the protesting party, dogs throughout the world are sending Dmails (dog mails) randomly to any person they know.  Black mail was also sent around for a few weeks, though now the black mail was stopped once an especially threatening Dmail was sent to a cat, the dog was caught, his letter read.  "Cat, I personally will steal all your cat food for a month!  And if you dare come out of your house I'll string you up by your paws!  I think it is justly done, oh, and I will eat your cat food in front of you while your tide up! HAHAHAHAH!"
       There is nothing more insulting to a cat of noble birth than have his (or her) food actually eaten by a dog.  There may be a war between the cats and dogs soon.  Thus I leave you here, I'm sure on pins and needles, because a group of cats just sabotaged your house if you are a dog lover.

Marshall Jhon Mebbl, hoping dearly I didn't misspell Jhon again.

I have already heard of the false accusations the other captains have burdened me with.  But I say, no.  I am Captain Rilivan, yes, I may be younger than the others, but that does not mean I lack knowledge, and I lead my soldiers effectively.  As you know, Pengor the Penny-less has accused me of failing at taking the Dinesian Dynasty, it is all a trick, my usurping plans are going along very well.
       My views of the current situation is good, although Commander Delfis the Deaf was killed, and thus why you are promoting a captain, I see only one thing you should change in the military policy, not to kill so many captives.  The United States Of Letvar  is still a young and rather small country.  If, you let a few peasants escape that will lead the Letvarin to a greater degree of infamy.

Captain Rilivan Wraithlord the Ruthless
My lord,

I, Pengor the Persecutor, am for sure the best of all captains to be promoted.  Kalis the Careless says that I am to old.  Let it be known to you, my lord, that I am not to old for leadership, just aged in wisdom more than the others.
       Rilivan, Merdoth, and Kalis are all far to young, they have not the knowledge of warfare.  They kill mercilessly and squabble, like children over little pie.  I highly suggest you promote me as your faithful, trustworthy, servant.  As you may know already, my recent campaign in The Balasloch Union has come to a successful end, the Balasloch have surrendered unconditionally.  I also may point out that the inexperienced Rilivan, has failed in his attempt to overthrow the Dinesian Dynasty.
       I agree with Kalis in one point, Merdoth is a dark figure.  Do not trust him, I think you should even demote him to a sub-captain, maybe even send him out into the Deep Sea, their he can be a Seafaring Captain, and meet his rightful end at the hands of a sea monster he called up himself.

Pengor, the Persecutor.
My lord,

I have received information that you will soon be promoting a captain to the rank of commander, I assure you, whatever decision you make will surely be the best, although I hope you will take some of my advice.  Captain Rilivan, he is the youngest of all the captains, I suggest that he not be promoted, he is young and inexperienced, I doubt he could handle much more than captaincy.
       Pengor, he is quite the opposite, he is far too old.  He being nearly forty is near the state of death, his mind could go at any time and, although he has experience unlike Rilivan, he is so old I do not believe he could lead his men in the forefront of the battle . . . unlike me.
       Merdoth, he is too unpredictable, he is closely associated with the magical arts.  His black "wisdom" only leads him on to do one thing, rule.  If you promote him, he will surely use some dark art on you, me and all other trustful Letvarins.  The United States of Letvar cannot have such a corrupted mind in a position of power.

Kalis The Killer
Four power hungry commanders send letters to their master, hoping that each could persuade their lord to promote them a step further.  The commanders are:  Rilivan, Pengor, Merdoth, and Kalis.  As they fight for power in literary form, the lord, must decide who is the best commander to be promoted by the first of December.  Let the literary war begin!
Incoming news has reported that a major breakdown in the local "Waste and Water" plantation has been flooded.  Unknown sources speculate that the waste, held high up in a large bottle much like we would see of water towers in cities, was hit by an incoming meteorite last night, for all across the country shooting stars (as some humans call them) and "dragon lit afire" as a normal Grimm should call them.  What? You don't know what a Grimm is?  HAHAHAHA!! that's the silliest joke I- wait, you serious?  Well, you are human so I guess it is expected that you don't know about Grimms, and for that matter you probably were never taught what a Glaid Farey was either.  Nor Pigbelly Possums, Flying chipmunks, talking animals, dragons, well maybe dragons, them vikings leaked on a lot of things we Grimms were trying to hide, and all of you should know, by now at least because of the Norse again, that there once was a Norse king who- well never mind, it sounds better in poem.
In legends old,
it was told,
that a king of the Norse 
fell off his horse.
That he would forever, remorse.
Today, August 1st 1220, a whole new blog has been sponsored by, uhhh, it's sponsors.  The Monthly Messenger was quick to respond.

This month on Monthly Messenger a stunning event has occurred.   A dragon was seen burning a small village, when taken to court he claimed it was not him but an uncle of some sort who looks like him.  When we let the dragon loose and began to search for this "uncle" of his we found that the "uncle" did not even exist.  The entire country of Cadalonia is under alert for a out-of-control dragon stalking the land.  The Mayor of Pampolonia spoke to his town saying.  "Do not be afraid of a rampaging dragon, even though he raided the village not a single person was harmed, although they were never seen again." The entire country of Cadalonia is still uneasy.  But, just two hours ago the dragon was caught again and brought to court at the famous "Gilatine Hall"  were Judge Hambody the Pig is now questioning this dragon.  (Live, at Gilatine Hall)  Judge Hambody is asking the dragon.  "Why did you burn the innocent village of Goat-Tea to the ground?"
The dragon shook his head.  "Was not I who did it, sir the forest fire did."
The crowd murdered but Judge Hambody persisted.  "Why were all the valuable things gone after this "fire" and why were they found in your cave?"
The dragon put on an innocent face.  "I am the national trash-man don't you remember?"

Despite Judge Hambody's disagreement the Penguin and Goat Jury's voted that the dragon be let free, and that he resume his trash-man job, even though he was NEVER, before elected as national trash-man.  And while the Pig Jury sided with Judge Hambody, the other four animal Jury's, Lions, Buffalo, Small Animals, and Deer remained undecided, giving the dragon his freedom, whether it will help the nation more than hinder it is the question.