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This month on Monthly Messenger a stunning event has occurred. A dragon was seen burning a small village, when taken to court he claimed it was not him but an uncle of some sort who looks like him. When we let the dragon loose and began to search for this "uncle" of his we found that the "uncle" did not even exist. The entire country of Cadalonia is under alert for a out-of-control dragon stalking the land. The Mayor of Pampolonia spoke to his town saying. "Do not be afraid of a rampaging dragon, even though he raided the village not a single person was harmed, although they were never seen again." The entire country of Cadalonia is still uneasy. But, just two hours ago the dragon was caught again and brought to court at the famous "Gilatine Hall" were Judge Hambody the Pig is now questioning this dragon. (Live, at Gilatine Hall) Judge Hambody is asking the dragon. "Why did you burn the innocent village of Goat-Tea to the ground?"
The dragon shook his head. "Was not I who did it, sir the forest fire did."
The crowd murdered but Judge Hambody persisted. "Why were all the valuable things gone after this "fire" and why were they found in your cave?"
The dragon put on an innocent face. "I am the national trash-man don't you remember?"
Despite Judge Hambody's disagreement the Penguin and Goat Jury's voted that the dragon be let free, and that he resume his trash-man job, even though he was NEVER, before elected as national trash-man. And while the Pig Jury sided with Judge Hambody, the other four animal Jury's, Lions, Buffalo, Small Animals, and Deer remained undecided, giving the dragon his freedom, whether it will help the nation more than hinder it is the question.
This month on Monthly Messenger a stunning event has occurred. A dragon was seen burning a small village, when taken to court he claimed it was not him but an uncle of some sort who looks like him. When we let the dragon loose and began to search for this "uncle" of his we found that the "uncle" did not even exist. The entire country of Cadalonia is under alert for a out-of-control dragon stalking the land. The Mayor of Pampolonia spoke to his town saying. "Do not be afraid of a rampaging dragon, even though he raided the village not a single person was harmed, although they were never seen again." The entire country of Cadalonia is still uneasy. But, just two hours ago the dragon was caught again and brought to court at the famous "Gilatine Hall" were Judge Hambody the Pig is now questioning this dragon. (Live, at Gilatine Hall) Judge Hambody is asking the dragon. "Why did you burn the innocent village of Goat-Tea to the ground?"
The dragon shook his head. "Was not I who did it, sir the forest fire did."
The crowd murdered but Judge Hambody persisted. "Why were all the valuable things gone after this "fire" and why were they found in your cave?"
The dragon put on an innocent face. "I am the national trash-man don't you remember?"
Despite Judge Hambody's disagreement the Penguin and Goat Jury's voted that the dragon be let free, and that he resume his trash-man job, even though he was NEVER, before elected as national trash-man. And while the Pig Jury sided with Judge Hambody, the other four animal Jury's, Lions, Buffalo, Small Animals, and Deer remained undecided, giving the dragon his freedom, whether it will help the nation more than hinder it is the question.
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