Because of the current situation between dogs and cats, I, the master of news reporting... was forced to pick a different topic this week, since no humans should here the current political crisis. So, although I dearly wish I could tell you of the cat's infiltration of- woops! uh, yes.
Dmail creator Alis LoudBark, a former secretary for the Female Dog Mailing Corp. invented this ingenious way of communicating, tell us more about it Alis.
Alis: Well hello Mr. Interview! Hello mom! Anyway, I am Alis, inventor of Dmail Services, my very own business.
Marshall Jhon Mebble: Yes, I asked, in your own words, what is the Dmail communications like?
Alis: Oh yes, nearly forgot. Dmail's are a simple dog way to transport a message, I invented it ten years ago in another war between cats and dogs, I mean Dogs, and cats, cats must always be spelled with a lowercase and dogs with an uppercase letter and dogs must come first. As I was saying, Dmail's could not be interpreted by cats, except for specialist cats trained in the art. It is simply dogs barking out a form of language. Please consider the reasonable price of only 9.99, and unlike the Cat's Mailing, Dmail Services has a free long distance plan, it only costs 4.99-
Marshall Jhon Mebble: Yes that's very interesting- wait, did you say the long distance plan was free?
Alis: Yes, for a donation of 4.99 or higher-
Marshall Jhon Mebble: Never mind. This has been The Peoples Live News, signing out.
Dmail creator Alis LoudBark, a former secretary for the Female Dog Mailing Corp. invented this ingenious way of communicating, tell us more about it Alis.
Alis: Well hello Mr. Interview! Hello mom! Anyway, I am Alis, inventor of Dmail Services, my very own business.
Marshall Jhon Mebble: Yes, I asked, in your own words, what is the Dmail communications like?
Alis: Oh yes, nearly forgot. Dmail's are a simple dog way to transport a message, I invented it ten years ago in another war between cats and dogs, I mean Dogs, and cats, cats must always be spelled with a lowercase and dogs with an uppercase letter and dogs must come first. As I was saying, Dmail's could not be interpreted by cats, except for specialist cats trained in the art. It is simply dogs barking out a form of language. Please consider the reasonable price of only 9.99, and unlike the Cat's Mailing, Dmail Services has a free long distance plan, it only costs 4.99-
Marshall Jhon Mebble: Yes that's very interesting- wait, did you say the long distance plan was free?
Alis: Yes, for a donation of 4.99 or higher-
Marshall Jhon Mebble: Never mind. This has been The Peoples Live News, signing out.
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